Ants

Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant!

What games do ants play with elephants?
Squash!

What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An antique!

Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they are full of antibodies!

What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant!

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
An independant!

What kind of ant is good at maths?
An accountant!

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants!

What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics!

What is smaller than an ant's dinner?
An ant's mouth!

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